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Atlas plushies get ‘em now before they’re so expensive

Atlas plushies get ‘em now before they’re so expensive | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Madison: *Buys two*
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Hakai: Can I have one?
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Atlas: ye, they’re making a couple of these ones because im a model

And after they make 100,000 of these they’ll never make these types again
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Hakai: Nice!
*Hakai pays Atlas 44 dollars with 6 dollars as a tip*
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Atlas: ^^
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How much?
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10.99
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i’ll take 2, one to keep, one to sell when they get valuable
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That’s 22.00 then
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ok
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Matt: My wife wants to burn one and give me another one
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UO: Wow, she overly attached?
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Matt: You have no idea
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UO: You should take this.
*UO hands Matt a crowbar.*
UO: I've had my fair share of domestic disturbances involving someone being overly clingy to their spouse, this crowbar is one tool that would only work against them. Use it if your wife enters a dangerous state, and maybe live life off-grid for about a year or two.
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Matt: Oh no she's quite nice unless provoked
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UO: And is she provoked by you being near literally anyone or...
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Matt: Only when she thinks I'm being flirted with
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UO: Ah, well, I'm an Aromantic, so we don't have much to fear, now do we?
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Matt: Ok
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UO: You ever gone to a shooting range before?
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Matt: I don't use guns
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Atlas: Ofc
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Matt: that's good
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Atlas: :>
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Atlas: well at least she doesn’t wanna burn me
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Matt: yeah...
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Atlas: Anyways wanna go do smth
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Matt: Sure!
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Atlas: ok I have something that’s very cool that we could see
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Matt: Alright
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Atlas: *brings him to a billboard that has her on it*
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Matt: very nice
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Atlas: Yea!
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Matt: Well you're moving up the squares to being a model. Are you proud of yourself?
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UO: Well, I could teach ya a thing or two about them, seeing how mercs are starting to up their game, it only seems fair I spread my info around a bit.
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MattL Um... I already got this. *A black substance coats his hand as he punches a wall, breaking it*
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UO: I see, so you're good to fight off these ranged fighters?
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Matt: I mean yeah.
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UO: Alright, if you think you can handle yourself, I'll see ya later.
*UO leaves the area.*
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Matt: ...cool
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