you can try

May i have your attention please

"Chicka-chicka-chicka, Slim Shady, I'm sick of him
Look at him

Walkin around, grabbing his youknowwhat
Flipping the you know who

"Yeah, but he's so cute though"
Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose

But no worse than what’s goin on in your parents’ bedrooms
Sometimes I wanna get on tv and let loose

But can't, but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose

My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips
And if I’m lucky, you might just give it a little kiss

And that's the message that we deliver to little kids
And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is

Of course they’re gonna know what intercourse is
By the time they hit 4th grade they’ve got the discovery channel, don’t they?

We ain't nothin' but mammals
Well, some of us cannibals who cut other people open like cantaloupes

But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
Then there’s no reason that a man and another man can’t elope

But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
Women, wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus, and it goes

I’m slim shady yes I’m the real shady
All you other slim shadys are just imitating

so won't the real slim shady please stand up

Please stand up, please stand up

Cause I'm slim shady yes I'm the real shady

May I have your attention, please?
Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?

I repeat
Will the real slim shady please stand up

We're gonna have a problem here

Y’all act like you never seen a white person before

Jaws all on the floor like Pam, like Tommy just burst in the door

And they started whooping her ass worse than before

They first were divorced, throwin' her over furniture (Agh!)

It’s the return of the “Oh wait, no way, you’re kidding
He didn’t just say what I think he did, did he?”

And Dr. Dre said
Nothing, you idiots, Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement (Ha-ha!)

Feminist women love Eminem

wrong song lol

no