This person below me is a

Well shit.

Hold on! *gets on top of you* there we go

?

Now you are below me

....f**k my life- *grumble* (non-sexual way)

I will/j

Okay! I actually love kids! one of my dream jobs is to be a pre-school teacher!

Wot

Yes

nuh uh

*holds your egg* yes

*slaps them outa your hands* nuh uh!

*they splat*

later *running to the forest*

*burns the forest down*

MY HOME

Ehehehehheheheh

NWOOOOOOOOOOO

No escape~

*running away*

*chases you again*

*trying to trip you with vines*

*jumping over them without missing a beat*

oh sweet jesus *running for the water*

*sees that and slowly down*

*jumps into the ocean*

*uses thunderbolt and shocks everything in the water*

ACK

I don’t adopt. I kidnap em

Fair enough

Yes, I have adopted a kid, many actually

can I be your kid? /hj

Welcome to the family, Alexis!

okay dad :3

You’re welcome son

Nice!

All of them are loved equally by me

That means you’re a good parent

Yeah, I am a good father

👍