Wait wait wait...
Now it's my turn.
You haven't made out with a girl because you don't go outside in the first place.
I bet that if you looked even at your reflection, your face would crack like my mother's bad back.
IN FACT
You have the posture of a deformed cow committing Inc*st.
Stop whining about how you're gay and haven't kissed a woman yet
I DON'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT LESBIANS
I'M HOMOPHOBIC TO PEOPLE WHO WHINE LIKE YOU
NO ONE GIVES A SHIT
