How 2 hold a uzi

Yeah, I’d do the same if I saw a uzi

(being a smartass)
this is how you use one.

Plz memechat me!

Why?

Cuz ur friend, Paleogoji, is epic, just like u!

So, wanna memechat or not?

I would do that if I saw an N

Bro n is not invited into this

Just show me your license

Is under the arms ok?

With the feeding, maybe we should stick to a well balanced diet of fruits, vegetables, and meats...

SHould I support the legs if so?

Maybe

For discipline, the scruff of the neck?

No don’t choke her

It doesn't choke when u do the scruff.

Still, don’t do the neck

Ok, I know how 2 hold Uzi. What should I feed her?

The souls of the innocent

ANything else? Wait, are all murder drones evil?

Hello?

How should I discipline her?