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i dreamed about my dick being a ruler

tf

i busted a nut in moonshade and she enjoyed it

atleast i knew how long it was

THATS SUCH A GOOD JOKE OMFG

RRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTT BBBBBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

he will never measure up to me

2.78 inch ruler

1.3cm*

Lemme use it rq

sure *cuts my dick off*

Thanks, *holds it against mine*
Wow, 8 inches!

yours cant be that long

your no black

Nuh uh, better. Mexican 🌮 🇲🇽🌯

go alert a rival gang member and make up with it by making tacos for me bbg

Ight bbc

ill take it

Here ya go 🌮

*inserts my dick* oh shit whered it go

😭

Who is them
Am I stupid 💀

Yo mama

😔

ii dreamt about swimming in butter one time

Fair

I remember feeling hungry in my dreams

Damn