ear infection speedrun any%

that shit's supposed to clean your ears

you're not supposed to stick q-tips in your ears

they're supposed to clean earwax around the ear

Smart

boo

AHH! NO STAY AWAY

*drags you to memechat*

WHAT THE

Uhh

ur tagline is geniunely wild

Moonshade won the contest

what contest

Hold on I’ll give you the link

https://imgflip.com/i/8hx5er

moonshade herself wanting u to put that is crazy 💀

*knosk you out*

bleh

*drags you to heavens place and leaves you*

why

Idk

Ikr

You already have one ehehheheheh

... ._.

Show me my egg

*shows you the egg* there T^T

What do you mean by that

what do you think it means?

*dragging you to memechat*

NONONONO NOT YOU TOOO-

stop this madness

I can’t it’s in my blood now because of sporko

what do you mean

*gives you a blood transfusion*

NOOOOO

Hehehehehehehehheheheheh you have joined us now

NO

I gave him a blood transfusion

thank god i dont have to get a blood transfusion from u i would be scared

UHHHHHHHHHHHHH

??

Nope~

No! *I grow tits* F**K!

WILD

Lmao, now how horni are you. Heheheheheh

help~

*transfusion complete!*

GET IT OUT OF ME I DONT WANT TO BE H0RNY FOREVER

Never! *the blood I took from you is already taking effect on me*

h-help~

I’m being held at gunpoint and am being told not to answer that

*time was fast forwarded, you have an egg*

*screams of pain*

Ahhh the first of my two eggs

TWO!

Yes, you and elsuperm

…*le egg hatches*

NOOO

Hehehehehehehhehe

Nwooooo!

Yhehehehehheheheheh

*running away*

*laughs*

LEAVE ME ALONE

Just wait, in three weeks my friend three weeks

f**k you sporko

*fast forwards time, you have an egg*

AHHHH NOT YOU TOO

HAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHA

NEO LET ME GO!

Never hehehehehe

AHHHH HES GUNNA-

*f**ks the leafussy*

NO DONT DO IT

Already did it~ *the leafussy is driping*

NWOOOO!

Hehehehehehe

HES GUNNA MAKE ME HAVE AN EGG *running away*

good is not me ._ .

NONONONO- ...

NO STOP WHAT ARE YOU DOING WHAT ARE YOU DOING STOP

Hehehe now you will have an egg to.

NOOO LET ME GO

*gives you an egg* now it will come out in 3 weeks heehheheheheheh