these may sound silly, but trust me, if they were to happen your lives would have been much worse

list of terrible, catastrophic historical events that supernova managed to stop before it happened, therefore erasing them from the timeline/; -the outbreak of the rodent disease -the terrorist attacks of 1970 -world war 4 -interitus’s arrival in our universe -mark zuckerberg becoming the U.S. president -the trojan donkey incident -the attacks on Jim the accountant, 2153 -the housefly insurrection (“we do NOT talk about this one.” -supernova) -the fall of south america -and around 18 mass extinction events