if you can do this all in one school day ur a god.

i snuck in gum and a phone to class, got a+ on 3 exams, learned algebra, calculus, and physics without dying from confusion, ran 10 miles and survived, learned 7 languages in 3 hours, ate all my lunch without someone stealing it, bought 20 snacks from the snake shack, survived dodgeball played with bowling balls; beat up my bully without getting caught, got sent to the principal but came out alive, ate cafeteria food, showered in the gym, stole 67 dollars from those pesky 5th graders, hacked the school filter system so then I played games all through 6th period, adopted a cat, sold soda and made 342 dollars, did all my homework