[ed. note:
but only
if said hair
on head was
lab-grown in
a Christmas
ornament]; My Favorite Hair-Dryer Warning Label
(seen in childhood) Said Not to Stick Dry-
er into Orifice, While It Was Turned On; Regardless Whether Hair Dryers
Are On or Off, You Best Keep; Them Out Thine Orifices,
My Dudes and My Dudettes. OzwinEVCG; Scavenger Follicle Avengers