if he is able to absorb 1000 shitposts/memes at once, he will transform into his piss awakening form. abilities:
*can run at speeds that could make a human combust into flames
*can literally warp an entire dimension if he wanted to, but since hes not a villian, he wouldn't do that.
*can handle any form of pain imaginable; pissters sorta powerful 2nd form
(i call it the "piss awakening" lmao); strange resistances:
*extremely powerful anime characters
*cringe
*sea life for some reason