Card game gone wrong (made my me)

Me: Hey, can I join??

Me: yes

Me: So, what are we playing?? Poker??

Me: Mm-hmm! What did you think this was, a summoning ritual?
(If you’ve seen smile precure, what I said should make sense lol)

Me: Ok. Ready to start??

Me: yep!

(How do I start)

Me: Ok, let's begin.

(You hand each player 5 cards to start)

Me: *look around* I see seven. Makoto, Rikka, Natalie (yes I watch the dub and I call the other Natalie Nagisa, I’m not big on the name aguri but I try lmao), Mana, Alice, me, and you.

*I hand everyone 5 cards*

Me: Call. *Pushes a small amount of poker chips (50 green chips)*

Me:

(what do I do next. Oh hey maybe I can pull a wolfrun and change the rules all the time)

Me: Do you not know how poker works??

Rats! I got a joker card

Lmao have fun ^^
*and then a yesperson with red blue and yellow hair and purple bangs and a mask come in. this be joker from smile precure aka best boi ‘cause why not*
Me: ayo whatchu want?

I guess it is a summoning ritual-
Poor Rikka. And Makoto. And everyone else.