i made more silly versions of my ocs

Cute

Saike: *steals silly Caelum*

Caelum: uh

Saike: Chihehe

*puts her on his head*

Caelum: tf are you doing

Saike: putting you on my head

Caelum: oh
your hair is surprisingly soft

Saike: yea

I keep it kept up be abuse I like it so much

Caelum: huh

Saike: chihehe

Caelum: …can i go back to being a normal size now?
You’re pretty short, no offense, but it’s still a really tall height at this size

Saike: yea

Caelum: oh well, may i please go back to normal now

Saike: whatever you want

*is normal size again*
yay

Saike: :>

Caelum: that was… terrifying

Saike: Why?

Caelum: it was pretty high up since i was like 8 inches tall

Saike: oh

Saike: I’m not short!

Caelum: It’s okay, I like how you’re short

Saike: ok…

Caelum: Besides, it isn’t a bad thing

Saike: alright…

Caelum: i like you either way

Saike: would you love me if I was a worm

Caelum: …i guess?

Saike: that’s kinda weird

But whatever

Caelum: I mean, i see couples asking questions like “would you love me if i was a shriveled up crab with dirty green hair?” like, hell no. who the f**k would even think of loving that?

Goobers