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Pov: Matt: God today is not my day

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Dynamo: Matt! Greetings! Perhaps I can help.
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Matt: I doubt it
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Dynamo: Don’t judge books by their covers, Matt. Here!

*He shoots Matt with gallons of water.*
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Matt: NO WAIT -

*the fire expands*
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Dynamo: Whoa! Okay. Maybe you need a little wind.

Hidden Gem Technique: Tornado Blitz!

*Small tornadoes suddenly appear and try to blow away the fire.*
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*nothing happens except the fact the ground around then is not on fire*

Matt: ...yeah...
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Dynamo: Hmm…

*He throws his jacket to cover the fire.*
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Matt: ...okay now I'm on fire and there's a jacket on me
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Dynamo: I’m running out of options here. Let’s try this.

*He gets into the fire.*
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Matt: dude you're gonna catch on fire
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Dynamo: Calm down, Matt. I’m one of those elemental experts. I know what I’m doing.
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Matt: please tell me your clothes are fire proof
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Dynamo: They are.
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Matt: oh thank gid
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Dynamo: Now, uhh… bare me for a second.

*He tries out a few methods to get rid of the fire.*

You know about Venus, right?
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Matt: um... yeah?
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Dynamo: What is she the God of?
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Matt: lust and love
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Dynamo: Okay. So that’s why she [words] people. Is there any chance that Gods can be replaced by other people?
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Matt: Probably. I mean I'm kinda the god of war but not really?
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Dynamo: That means there’s a possibility. That’s good to know.

*He runs out of options.*

Well, sorry. There’s nothing much I could do here.
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Matt: at least you tried
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Dynamo: Yes. At least. How long have you been on fire?
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Matt: 3 days
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Dynamo: Oh. Then there's nothing much that I can do for you, Matt. I'll have to go now.
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Matt: okay see ya
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Demoningui: *Grabs Matt also Demoningui is 38 feet tall*
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Matt: oh god
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Demoningui: *Smiles as he lifts Matt up* So you are Matt?
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Matt: yes. And I'm usually not on fire
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Demoningui: *Opens his mouth causing a strong wind to exhale from it*
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*The fire burns brigher*
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Demoningui: *He chuckles* Nice
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Matt: damn it..
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Demoningui: *Blows more air onto the fire*
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Matt: *it burns even brighter*
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Demongui: *Throws Matt into a nearby tree*
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*the tree catches on fire*
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*Demongui Throws the tree itno a nearby city and chases after it*
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*the city catches on fire*
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Demoningui: *throws pieces of the burning city everywhere* FIREEEEEEEEEEE
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Matt: this is not my day
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Demoningui: you are welcome
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