A cheeseburger will cost $0.04.
A ticket to the movie will be $999,999,999.
Pets will have their own sex toys.
Underwear will be made out of underwear.
You will no longer exist.
A dog named blork will be president.
There will be more ballsacks than people.
The annoying catchphrase will be: f**k me harder daddy!
Aliens will visit us at the year 1886 and make the announcement: “we hate n-.
The #1 thing that will get on old people’s nerves will be me.