he prolly likes mlp

he probably likes it a bit too much

he probably filled a pail wiot a rainbow dash figurw in it

😭😭😭
",:33 < who threw up in this thing? and why is there a collectible in-"
"..."
">:<< oh for gods sake sollux"

lol

The plot has changed
Everyones current objective
MURDER THIS GUY

real

"THIS GUY IS ATTRACTED TO HORSES
KILL HIM NOW"
"HoNk HoNk :0)"
*Pulls out comically large fire axe from pocket*

D --> It's.... called clopping..

">:<< < even i think this is disgusting"

D --> Alot of other people do it....

"THEY'RE NEXT"

:33 < karkitty!! i said i might miss him >:O

"DON'T CALL ME THAT AGAIN OR YOU'RE GETTING CLOWNED"

:33 < sowwy ehehe

"DONT. LET IT HAPPEN. AGAIN."

kk do you really have two be so mean two np

karkat is mean he's literally the personification of a cartoon character with smoke coming out their ears

LMFAOOOOO NAHW REAL

HoNk :o)

"YES GAMZEE. HONK."

HeY mOtHeRf**kEr CaN i Go NoW

"YEAH FINE"

ThAnKs BeSt FrIeNd :oD

"NO PROBLEM BRO"

)(---EY -EV-ERYONE!!!
w)(at happ--end?

Bro who is that are they hiccuping

its feferi :(

Oh my bad
"WE JUST KILLED THE ZOOPHILE"

w)(ats a zoophil-e?

"SOMEONE ATTRACTED TO ANIMALS"

gross!!

"EXACTLY
AND IF YOU THINK THAT'S BAD JUST LOOK IN HIS HOUSE"

(ermmm they're called hives!!!)
i dont t)(ink i wanna c)(eck! )8(

*whoopsy doodles*
"THAT'S RIGHT YOU DONT"

well its good t)(ey're gon-e i gu-ess

"YEAH"

hOnK

D --> How dare you look into my private stuff without permission
:33 < you left your jars everywhere....

"THEY'RE ALL AROUND THE HOUSE
THERE WAS ONE RESTING ON A TABLE NEAR THE FRONT DOOR
RIGHT NEXT TO THE 𝘾𝘼𝙍 𝙆𝙀𝙔𝙎"

D --> I
D --> ...

"IMAGINE TRYING TO GRAB YOUR CAR KEYS AND GRABBING THAT"

D --> I apologize
D --> I wont do it again
D --> I need a towel....

"YOU LIEEEE
GET HIM GAMZEE"
"HoNkHoNkHoNk"

D --> Gamzee n-
DEAD

*clown noises*

:33 < hmmm i think i will miss equius though...

"NO
NO YOU WON'T"

for the love of god can you guy2 not kiil eachother for liike fiive miinute2

*everyone else besides Equius*
"NO"

D --> Why are you guys so judgemental
D --> Am i not allowed to be myself anymore

"YOU'RE LITERALLY ATTRACTED TO ANIMALS"

D --> Well they... Whatever i guess
:33 < equius what the heck!!

"THERE'S NOT EVEN ANYTHING REMOTELY ATTRACTIVE ABOUT IT IT LOOKS LIKE A SANDBAG WITH LEGS"

D --> It's.... personality
ii doubt that

"THEY POSSESS NO APPARENT PERSONALITY
ONLY MANERRISMS"
"CaN i KiLl HiM nOw"
"NOT YET I WANNA YELL AT HIM SOME MORE"

D --> Did you even watch the show Karkat
D --> Like Twilight, she's very friendly

"YEAH I CAN TELL YOU LIKE HER
I FOUND THE JARS, YOU SICKO"