any rp allowed except for kaijus and bambi ocs

*it stops in place*

Chaos: *holding a chaos staff which uses dark energy to hold the soul in place* now now then what seems to be the problem?

*the person who threw it made a sound straight out of HowToBasic while the maid is still just standing there smiling until she leaves*

Chaos: *puts the soup back in the soup* well? What seems to be the problem

Random person: RAHHHH I DON'T LIKE THIS SOUP BRING ME ANOTHER

Chaos: *hits him in the head* ask with manners or get out

Random person: ADHEUWHDEWHNSIUWJSDUEDHJWDBS *collapses on floor and has tantrum*

Chaos: *slides him out of the restaurant*

Random hooligan: Ey look! A goober! *4 random hooligans beat him to death with comically large chicken drumsticks* (and i mean the random person)

Chaos: ok then

(im sorry)

(for what?)

(i thought i angered you)

(no I just have downtime)

ok

(continue)

Normal person: Y'know, this place does not get a day of normality ever. I mean, we had a literal avengers level thread duel last week between a chimpanzee in women's clothing wearing golden sandals and a rat masked man wearing hello kitty boxing shorts with yellow-black thigh high socks and holding a spray painted metal pipe saying "MEGA S##TWAD"

Chaos: *walks over to the maid*
You good?

*The maid nods yes*

Chaos: I don't know why people are like that

killmote tried to steal the staff{ignore if you want]

Chaos: *smacks him* no

killmote: first off... I'm a girl, secondly, I thought the orb exploded, why do you have powers?

killmote turns to the maid

killmote: have you seen any pieces of the orb?

Chaos: leave her out of this, the chaos orb exploded into chaos energy, there is no shards

killmote: what does this energy look like?

Chaos: black and dark red, I absorbed it though

killmote grabs remote from bfb

killmote: so this is the energy?

killmote stares at the staff before she stares at her plug tail[she sometimes has it, sometimes she doesn't] before she stabs the staff with her tail

killmote: this will probably work, I'll just absorb the energy from the staff

Chaos: *takes it back* don't touch my things UnLeSs YoU wAnT tO dIe

killmote: wait, if I'm very chaotic... does that mean I'm full of chaos energy?

Chaos; hahah! No

killmote: right... where are common sources of chaos energy?

Chaos; shadow and flame energy mixed together equals chaos energy

killmote:...so where are those? or do I need to kill people with those energies and mix them together?

Chaos: you will need to have flame and shadow energy at the same time, that's why I took over this guys body, because hrs a flane user

killmote grabs her ice bear claws, and a gun....

killmote: so I just need to kill you then

Chaos: *facepalm* killing people of those abilities won't work, you can't learn chaos magic

killmote steals the staff's energy and her bee antenna glow with chaos energy as she teleports away

killmote: YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME!

Chaos: *appears in front of her and takes it* what did I say

( she cant harness chaos energy)

killmote: you know, I'm using holoclones(a physical hologram that can interact with objects), that's why I'm in multiple places at once, you just took powers from a holoclone, it's too late, the other killmote holoclones have chaos energy, and one of them is using chaos energy to try killing the god of happiness

Chaos: I said don't take my things

(She still can't)

killmote: well... I don't care, I will learn

Chaos: you can't I can see your body isn't capable

Nori: *stands* HEY

*the waiter collapses like a gmod ragdoll and turns into a skeleton*

(Lmaoooo) nori: *stares at him* WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?!

Random person: RAHHHH I DON'T LIKE THIS SOUP BRING ME ANOTHER

Nori: … how about this?! *shoves her cake in his face*

Random person: Mmmm! Delicious! I think you should be the new waiter because you actually bring me food that doesn't taste like shit! *the same waiter that is serving another person slowly cries on the inside*

Nori: listen punk…

Random person: wasn't i complementing you?

Nori: *punches in face* shush

*his face turns into donkey nose*

Nori: ….???? Wtf

(y'know, donkey nose spongebob?)

(Ye)

*the random person cries and runs out of the restaurant before being beaten to death by 4 random hooligans wielding comically large kfc drumsticks*

(Holy smokes) nori: served him right

Normal person: Jesus Christ, yeah. This place does not get a day of normality ever. I mean, we had a literal avengers level thread duel last week between a chimpanzee in women's clothing wearing golden sandals and a rat masked man wearing hello kitty boxing shorts with yellow-black thigh high socks and holding a spray painted metal pipe saying "MEGA S##TWAD"

Nori: damn

Normal person: I know, it's just how it is these days. I'm giving this restaurant 1 star.
*he suddenly gets hit by a sniper rifle bullet*

Nori: HOLY SHIT OH MY GOD

Other waiter: don't wanna get a bad reputation! ^_^

Nori: *shocked* ….