any rp allowed except for kaijus and bambi ocs

SPARTAN-A195: The f￶u￶ck?

*the waiter collapses like a gmod ragdoll and turns into a skeleton*

SPARTAN-A195: Alright, which one of you jackasses tossed a f￶u￶ckin soup bowl at the waiter?

Random person: RAHHHH I DON'T LIKE THIS SOUP BRING ME ANOTHER

SPARTAN-A195: Didn't your mom ever teach your bitchass manners?

Random person: THE SOUP SHE SERVED ME IS DISGUSTING! THE CHEF WHO MADE IT IS DISGUSTING, WHY CAN'T THEY HIRE ANOTHER ONE INSTEAD!

SPARTAN-A195: Did she shit in it or something?

Random person: YES!

SPARTAN-A195: What the actual f￶u￶ck!? WHAT!?

Random person: I WANT THAT CHEF HUNG ON JUMPER CABLES, NOW!

*SPARTAN-A195 made a callout post on her X.com*

*after 1 day, the chef was fired*

*A195 even broadcasted an announcement*

*the chef was hung on jumper cables*

A195: Don't shit in soups, cockbite!

Galene: WHAT THE F**K?!

*the waiter collapses like a gmod ragdoll and turns into a skeleton*

Galene: *stands up* WHAT THE F**K WAS THAT FOR?!

Random person: RAHHHH I DON'T LIKE THIS SOUP BRING ME ANOTHER

Galene: *walks up* YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO DO THAT!

Random person: THE SOUP SHE SERVED ME IS DISGUSTING! THE CHEF WHO MADE IT IS DISGUSTING, WHY CAN'T THEY HIRE ANOTHER ONE INSTEAD! Y'KNOW WHAT? I WANT THAT CHEF HUNG ON JUMPER CABLES!

Galene: SHUT YOUR MOUTH!

Random person:

Galene: *glares*

*the random person cries and runs out of the restaurant before being beaten to death by 4 random hooligans wielding comically large kfc drumsticks*

Galene: *sighs as he looks at the body*

*dead on the ground*

Galene: ......

Normal person: Y'know, this place does not get a day of normality ever. I mean, we had a literal avengers level thread duel last week between a chimpanzee in women's clothing wearing golden sandals and a rat masked man wearing hello kitty boxing shorts with yellow-black thigh high socks and holding a spray painted metal pipe saying "MEGA S##TWAD"

Galene: Yeah......

Normal person: I know, it's just how it is these days. I'm giving this restaurant 1 star.
*he suddenly gets hit by a sniper rifle bullet*

Galene: *thinks* Really?

Other waiter: don't wanna get a bad reputation! ^_^

Galene: Yeah....

*Darius stands shoots up from his seat, spilling his drink on the floor*
Darius: Hey! What the hell do you think your doing?

*the waiter collapses like a gmod ragdoll and turns into a skeleton*

*Darius looks at it in horror and slowly backs away*
Darius (into a radio): Outpost terra, i need backup, and someone call Drago

Random person: RAHHHH I DON'T LIKE THIS SOUP BRING ME ANOTHER

*a small squad of robots burst into the restaurant there rifles at the ready*
Robot Commander: Halt, you are under arrest for murder of the second degree, now put your hands where we can see them or we will be forced to open fire

Random person: NOOO! I JUST WANTED SOME GOOD SOUP! NOOOO

Robot Commander: Trust me, you will have plenty of soup in prison

Random person: :(

*one of the robots approaches him and prepared to handcuff him*

*he doesn't retaliate*

*the cuffs are placed on him and he is taken into custody*

Eliza: *walks up to the guest* bro wtf! Why would you do that???

*he made a sound straight out of how to basic after throwing the soup, but back to here, he says:*
Random person: RAHHHH I DON'T LIKE THIS SOUP BRING ME ANOTHER

*it stops in place*

Chaos: *holding a chaos staff which uses dark energy to hold the soul in place* now now then what seems to be the problem?

killmote: right... where are common sources of chaos energy?

Chaos; shadow and flame energy mixed together equals chaos energy

killmote:...so where are those? or do I need to kill people with those energies and mix them together?

Chaos: you will need to have flame and shadow energy at the same time, that's why I took over this guys body, because hrs a flane user

killmote grabs her ice bear claws, and a gun....

killmote: so I just need to kill you then

Chaos: *facepalm* killing people of those abilities won't work, you can't learn chaos magic

killmote steals the staff's energy and her bee antenna glow with chaos energy as she teleports away

killmote: YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME!

Chaos: *appears in front of her and takes it* what did I say

( she cant harness chaos energy)

killmote: you know, I'm using holoclones(a physical hologram that can interact with objects), that's why I'm in multiple places at once, you just took powers from a holoclone, it's too late, the other killmote holoclones have chaos energy, and one of them is using chaos energy to try killing the god of happiness

Chaos: I said don't take my things

(She still can't)

*the person who threw it made a sound straight out of HowToBasic while the maid is still just standing there smiling until she leaves*

Chaos: *puts the soup back in the soup* well? What seems to be the problem

Random person: RAHHHH I DON'T LIKE THIS SOUP BRING ME ANOTHER

Chaos: *hits him in the head* ask with manners or get out

Random person: ADHEUWHDEWHNSIUWJSDUEDHJWDBS *collapses on floor and has tantrum*

Chaos: *slides him out of the restaurant*

Random hooligan: Ey look! A goober! *4 random hooligans beat him to death with comically large chicken drumsticks* (and i mean the random person)

Chaos: ok then

(im sorry)

(for what?)

(i thought i angered you)

(no I just have downtime)

ok

(continue)

Normal person: Y'know, this place does not get a day of normality ever. I mean, we had a literal avengers level thread duel last week between a chimpanzee in women's clothing wearing golden sandals and a rat masked man wearing hello kitty boxing shorts with yellow-black thigh high socks and holding a spray painted metal pipe saying "MEGA S##TWAD"

Chaos: *walks over to the maid*
You good?

*The maid nods yes*

Chaos: I don't know why people are like that

killmote: well... I don't care, I will learn

Chaos: you can't I can see your body isn't capable

killmote tried to steal the staff{ignore if you want]

Chaos: *smacks him* no

killmote: first off... I'm a girl, secondly, I thought the orb exploded, why do you have powers?

killmote turns to the maid

killmote: have you seen any pieces of the orb?

Chaos: leave her out of this, the chaos orb exploded into chaos energy, there is no shards

killmote: what does this energy look like?

Chaos: black and dark red, I absorbed it though

killmote grabs remote from bfb

killmote: so this is the energy?

killmote stares at the staff before she stares at her plug tail[she sometimes has it, sometimes she doesn't] before she stabs the staff with her tail

killmote: this will probably work, I'll just absorb the energy from the staff

Chaos: *takes it back* don't touch my things UnLeSs YoU wAnT tO dIe

killmote: wait, if I'm very chaotic... does that mean I'm full of chaos energy?

Chaos; hahah! No