Bored

at age three they bit their dad's nuts

eh

fine fine. at age 5 they accidentaly broke obama's toe

She seems like the one to accidentally punch someone in the face

he* 🤓

I know lol

he has never watched a minions movie but is on a collision course with eventually becoming a huge minions nerd

possibly canon

Has to tuck his hair into his hood when he wears the hood

AWWWWW
canon

It's like Marge Simpson trying to put a hat on

He seems like the type to run up to a kid and say “Hey kid want a cookie?” and instead of leading them to a van he gives em a cookie

when he grows up, canon

he is indeed
karkalicious

deepthroated a subway

possibly canon.

They are transphobic

/j

non-canon, he's literally trans 😭

I know
I was joking

oh ok

I honestly cannot think of anything

he plays mario

he's canonically a huge Mario fan, good job

They be sucking my balls right up 🗣️

non canon, he canonically has no knowledge of your existence

Oh 😔