POV: You're a Jelleton and you see her pointing a Splatling at you and the other Jelletons (BASIC RULES)

Galene: ?!

(Do the inklings/octolings from the parallel canon boss fight count? Cause they were in the guide for the Jelletons)

(Sure)

(Oki!)

Parallel Darcy: "Oh great, we’re all gonna die."

*poses for a camera though of course it's not a fing camera*

Zerī: *A bit scared*

Lia: "Ok bye"
*She fires*

Zerī: *Dodges the blast and tries to run away*

*The stage is kinda walled off lmao*

Zerī: *Does not know what to do*

No. This is a Splatoon roleplay. You can only be a Jelleton (enemies in Side Order).
Inkipedia article for them: https://splatoonwiki.org/wiki/Jelleton

(Then no )