rp with mercury

Saike: hi

Mercury: Oh it's you *she writes on note book*

Saike: yup

Mercury: what do you want?

Saike: idk

Mercury: ...you're not very interesting you know that?

Saike: Oh really?

Mercury: *nods*

Saike: Huh

Well I’m interesting

Mercury: Really? Show me

Saike: *tells her about all of the adventures he’s gone on*

Mercury: I see... so that's how you got your arm back?

Saike: Yup

Mercury: Ah Eren... where would I be without her?

Saike: I would still be here

Mercury: Yeah I know. anyways... have you seen my brother

Saike: no

Mercury: hm... if you see him, can you tell him his sister is looking for him?

Saike: ok

*Samantha and Corbin hide behind a tree.*

Samantha: That’s her?
Corbin: Yeah. That’s her. I forgot to tell you that she’s mute.

Mercury: *reading a book*

Samantha: Well, I forgot our sniper, so we’ll have to kill her the old-fashioned way.
Corbin: Right.

*The two stumble behind Mercury.*

Mercury: *still reading*

Samantha: Stand back, Birdbrain. I got this.

*Samantha gets her phishing rod out and creeps slowly behind Mercury, ready to decapitate her.*

Mercury: *continues reading*

Samantha: Sorry, but it’s for the greater good.

*She was about to whack Mercury, until…*

Mercury: *turns around and clashes with a crystal sword*

Samantha: Okay… another swordsman.

Mercury: *a crystal shard hits her knee*

Samantha: Shit!

*She backs away.*

Mercury: *Just stares her down*

Samantha: Hidden Gem Technique: Trojan’s Foot!

Mercury: ?

*Suddenly, a computerised Trojan horse comes out of the blue, kicks Mercury in the chest, and disappears.*

Mercury: *Jumps back up to recover. She lifts one finger as crystal spikes come out the ground*

Samantha: Whoa!

*She dodges the spikes, but some of them makes a scar out of her limbs.*

Mercury: ...

Samantha: MINIONS ASSEMBLE!

*Computer-based critters come out of the ground and attack Mercury.*

Mercury: ... *whispers* trump card...

*the wind picks up*

Monsters: ?

Mercury: *A huge meteor made of pure crystals is crashing towards the location they currently are*

Corbin: Huh… crap. Welp, guess I gotta save you.
Samantha: Don’t think we’re getting back together after this!

*Corbin transforms into a giant crow and shields Samantha.*

Mercury: *still standing there*

Samantha: While that happens… Hidden Gem Technique: Malware’s Lament.

Mercury: *continues to pull the meteor closer*

*Nothing happens with the technique… yet.*

Merucry: *the meteor crashes*

*Corbin is slightly damaged from the meteor, while Samantha is not.*

Samantha: Shall we continue?

*She puts her phishing rod out.*

Mercury: ...

*Samantha charges towards Mercury.*

*a certain blonde hair woman blocks the way*

Samantha: Ah! So the lover has come!

Eren: ...what?

*Samantha looks at Corbin, who then shrugs.*

Samantha: Eh, whatever. You're here to protect your friend, huh?

Eren: Yeah came right when I saw the meteor.... aka 3 hours ago

(It was very slow)

Samantha: Good... This will double the excitement. Corbin, help me out he-

*She sees Corbin eating popcorn while watching.*

Samantha: How the hell did you get that? We're in the middle of a field.
Corbin: A few of my minions went out to fetch for them so...

Eren: ...can we fight now

Corbin: Sure. Just lemme do something.

*He gobbles the lot of popcorn down, gets out his feather swords, and enters the battlefield.*

Corbin: Two deaths for no price... That sounds good. Now, come!

Eren: *takes out energy guns*

Samantha: Corbin take on the blondie. I'll take on the crystal girl.

*And the fight begins.*

Eren and Mercury stand by each other

*Samantha attacks Mercury, while Corbin attacks Eren.*

Mercury plays the defensive and makes a shield while Eren activates flawless to dodge

Samantha: Hidden Gem Technique:
Corbin: Hidden Gem Technique:

Eren and Mercury: ...

Samantha: Malware's Lament: Release!
Corbin: Murderous Blizzard!

Eren and MErcury: *brace themselves*

*A large storm of crows come out of nowhere, while a huge group of pixelated hands come out of dark cracks on the ground.*

Eren: Brace yourself...

Mercury: *nods*

*The hands grab for their ankles, trying to suck them into the Earths crust.*

Eren: *shoots them*

Mercury: *breaks then with her sword*

*Meanwhile, the crows get closer to them. With thirst for flesh and blood, they squawk loudly.*

*Suddenly... a f**king container is kicked towards all of them*

*What the f**k? The two villains get hit.*

Corbin: Guh! Pixelator, you ok?
Samantha: I’m fine. Don’t worry about me! What the hell was that?

Matt: *Walks in, picks up Eren and Mercury, and leaves*

Corbin: Wha- Did you just see that?
Samantha: … f**k! They got away.