Switch: "Who is this 'Venus' person I keep hearing about?"

you’ve doomed yourself just by bringing it up

Oh shi-

Okay first of all, y'all are just asking for it at this point

Second of all, I'm going to post this every time someone asks

She actually wasn't asking for her to [non consent], She just wanted to know who she was because she's dating Atlas

Also lol

Atlas: But she ACTUALLY could have a reason bc i dated venus and I’m dating her now

fair

Atlas: my old gf -_-

Switch: "And she gave you trust issues?"

Atlas: yea… she forced me into a bond where I had to be her gf, luckily got out of that, and she’s a [non consentist]

Switch: "..."

*Eye twitches*

"I JUST wanna talk to her.."

Atlas: dont… please… she might do it to you…

Switch: "Imma have my whole f*cking friend group jump her ass if she tries doing it to me."

(HOLY SHART, SWITCH IS MAD)

Atlas: oh.. ok

Switch: "Where is she."

Atlas: idk

Switch: "Well, just know this. You're always safe with me."

Atlas: :>

Blook: "You wanna jump her ass?"
*He turns unfair*
Unfair Blook: "Count me in"

Switch: "HELL YEAH!"

*He gets slapped by Pixer's weird magic hand thingamajig and f**king dies*

Switch: "..."

(i was doing an example chat with a c.ai bot where blook skye and pixer try to jump venus by turning racist, sexist, and transphobic respectively and the song i was listening to [mistilteinn tree crown without a ruler] changed to the other one juno did for magolor epilogue right when they charged up)
Blook: *dead*

(Oh lol)

Switch: "I think he's ded."

Blook: *still dead*