fun fact: sanguis is more of a cat type of person, she’s sorta afraid of dogs

James: Hey Sanguis!
Bawk! Bark! Woof!

*he gets f**king slapped*

James: *Crying*

wait how old is he

James is 4 remember?

oh shit i thought he wasn’t a child uhh can we restart

You forgot that James is 4 lol
No

Sanguis: Sh- oh my god i’m so sorry it was a force of habit

James: Why Mama? *Crying harder*

Sanguis: I didn’t mean to i didn’t mean to (hug)

James: *Comforted by the hug and stops crying*

Sanguis: oh my f**king god i have to do everything

*goes in*

*It closes right before she could get in*

Sanguis: ok where the f**k

Sanguis: Uhh… you okay?

*James is in the alleyway so he can't hear Sanguis*

*follows him*

*In the alleyway there are 3 wolves (One of the wolves is bigger than the rest) and James*
James: *He is being attacked by the two small wolves* Hewp!!! *The larger wolf attacks the smaller wolves to protect James*

Sanguis: …i’m just going to take this kid back.

…okay?

*The two small wolves nearly rip apart James when the larger wolf kills them*
The Large Wolf: *Cuddling with James*

*takes out sword*

*A blue portal opens up behind the large wolf sucking both it and James into it before closing*

Sanguis: f**k

*Soon*

Sanguis: I’m sorry

James: okay :D

Sanguis: I thought you were someone else for a sec

James: That fine

Sanguis: ok i’ve got to go now

James: ...I am orphan wit no one to take care of me......
Oki :D
(Imagine what would happen if Sanguis met Chorus)

Sanguis: …nevermind

*James walks away into an alleyway where barking and growling is heard shortly afterward*

Sanguis: …oh shit

*She also hears James crying*

Reddit Cam, feeding his artic fox a fish: What about foxes?

not really

more like almost mauled to death by one a few years ago

Let me guess: Pitbull?

Pillow: Bork!

Sanguis: …hey

Pillow: *lick*

Sanguis: N-no- get away.

Pillow: :<

Frankie: haiii

Sanguis: hi

Chaos: oh you are *evil grin*

Sanguis: don’t make it a big deal

Chaos: *smiles more*

Sanguis: what’s with that creepy smile?

Chaos: you know

Sanguis: So i’m scared of being mauled to death by a bloodthirsty wolf. What’s it to you?

Chaos: heheh, no idea why I take pleasure in people suffering

Sanguis: Aw, well that’s just bad

Chaos: exactly!