Overly Protected Children be like:

Soda Straw's are dangerous. You'll put your eye out. Use this instead. O̸̻̖̊O̷̝͛͊͠Ι̫̯O̷͈̗̔Ô̸̳͖̈́̚O̸̦̞̜̥͛O̵̙͊̽̔̓Ǫ̵̛̉O̶̞̤̾͘͝Ơ̴͔̟̂͊̕O̵̞̽̉̂Ȯ̴̪O̶̧̊̍̈́̓͜Ḩ̸͇̬̥̂!̷̞̲̖̔̄͗͋ ̵̝͐͆͊͘͜B̵̢̻͔̰͒̂̽A̵̢̙̝̺͋͑̾͝B̷̫̀̈́̔͗Ă̶̞̜̙̆͑͑!̴̦̜̑͌͐̕; I mean uhh... So embarassing.