don’t question my words

Wait since when skeebles became a sylveon and bearlands a leafeon?

Uhh yesterday

I didn’t know, lol what’s next? Me becoming a glaceon or something?

YEAH NOW GET IN THE POKEMON CHAMEBER

Wait WHAT?!

Nononono i I think I pass

*shoves you in* BECOME UMBREON EMBRASE IT

Wait WHAT?

Aww you look cute~

Uhh n-no I don’t I uhh

Now change your name to Elsuperm1_theUmbreon

Do I really have to?

Yes

NOOOO

*pushing you in* DO IT EMBRASE IT

NO I DONT WANNA BE A BLACK FURRY

too bad,
*puts you in chamber to be gassed*

BECOME AN UMBREON EMBRASE BEING A FURRY

AHHHHHH

COME ON GET IN THERE MY TINY BODY CAN ONLY DO SO MUCH

I won’t let you- *falls down*

*pushes you in* I GOT YOU

AHHH DONTTTT

*pressing some buttons* HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE

NO STOP WHAT ARE YOU DOING WHAT ARE YOU DOING STOP

Oo a big red button *looks at you with a smile on my face*

*nervous* …

*presses the button* hehehehehehe hahahahaha!

Ahh- wait nothing happened? .-.

Look at your hands *laughing*

What?

Hehehe

What- *looks at my hands*

HA YOUR AN UMBREON NOW YOUR ONE OF US

Ugh ok

YEAHHHH

*angy umbreon noices*

Heheheh *happi leafeon noises*

Now what?

Breedin-uhhh cuddling

Hmm?

Hmmm 🤔🤔😏

no no don't even think about it DONT EVEN THINK ABOUT BREEDING OK OR ILL PORE BLEACH ON MY EYES

ok

And now what do I do like a umbreon?

Idk annoy people now that your out size

Uhh what

GET IN THE CHAMBER BECOME ONE OF US

Not like that!

oh

Wait stop! A-at least can I be another one that isn’t umbreon?

*stops*
which one?

Yeah which one

Umm uhhh

Protecting light: *levitates* oh hi whatsup

Idk maybe a… glaceon? Idk I just want to escape from here

ight

Why are we turning humans into pokemon

because why not

I don't think that's good

its funni

You know what it's fine. Do it to me for all I care

no

Ok

Great I was scared you would say yes

Ok

Ok