RUH ROH (details of why I am wanted in the comments)

Galene: *looks at them back at the poster*

Madnez: ...
Nora: oh...

Galene: It was worth it though....

Madnez: it didn't get me anywhere... just being a bounty

Galene: Eh... Mine was murdering a bunch of hunters..... And some cops.

Madnez: jeez... what'd they do?

Galene: The hunters tried to kill my pets and the cops killed my parents.

Madnez: sounds reasonable..

Galene: Yeah...

Madnez: I'd do the same..

Galene: Someone who understands.....

Madnez: yeah.. I got four cats (in IRL)

Galene: 50 (also IRL)

(hello?)

(<IRL live reaction)
Madnez and Nora: 50!?!?!?!??!?!??!

Galene: Yep 50 cats! (yes fifty cats)

Madnez: that's crazy!

Galene: Yep, and like 20-25 wolves. *not irl*

(yuh huh)
Madnez: hmm sounds like someone I know...(one of my other ocs)

Galene: Oh...

Madnez: anyways... it's nice to not have someone try and capture us..

Galene: Yep!

Madnez: ...

Galene: .....

Madnez: *doesn't notice you talking to my gf*

Galene: ...... *continues to look back and forth then shurgs*

Madnez: *still doesn't notice*

Galene: *leans against a pole to watch them*

Madnez: *looks around and sees you* uuuh...

Galene: I don't care about the poster.... *looks at the poster*

Madnez: why are you watching us...?

Galene: *shrugs*

Madnez: Oh well.

Galene: *tears the poster of them down then burns it in her hand*

Madnez: you dont care... well your not the only one *i point to Nora*

Galene: *turns to them* I don't really like the government anyway....

Madnez: same (also in IRL)

Galene: So.... Who did you murder? (me too irl)

Madnez: long story...

Galene: Oh k......

Madnez: but one his friends took my ex... she pretty much left me.

Galene: Oh......

Madnez: yep I was originally gonna turn myself in... until she came and well hid me I guess.
Nora: yeah.. you looked horrible that day...

Galene: Don't worry. I have had myself in this same situation before. *smiles*

Details/context (do not reply to this)
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one day I lost a rap battle with a famous person[can be a oc of your choice]. so as a result I beat the living hell out of him/her. ever since that day I have been on the run with my gf Nora.

additional details
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No ERP
No romance(im already taken[yeah no shit])
joke is allowed
and for the love of God, No interrupting others roleplay
enjoy

Gerdall (Blonde man who is a hit man. Right now he’s just acting like a normal person): *Looks at the poster and back at them like a goofy ahh cartoon character*

Madnez: aw helm gnaw we're outta here...

*somehow Gerdall was alive*
(*becomes god cutely*)

Madnez: [see image]

Gerdall: *runs away epicly*

Madnez: *chases epicly*

Gerdall: /invisible me *becomes invisible*

Madnez: oh well.

Gerdall: *whispers to self* I will get them killed somehow…

Madnez: *somehow heard* Nuh uh! [your ability to kill has been taken /j]

Gerdall: *runs off still invisible cutely*

Madnez: *continues my "normal" day*

*However his “normal” day was him & Nora getting shot at from different angles.*

*I hit him with a pole (lol)*

(owie) *He tries to slide under it but was a bit too late and got hit by the pole. He fell*

*continues running*

Madnez: Not today pal!

*He was just laying like this now*

(lol)
Madnez: [see image]

*He was slowly getting back up. I suggest you run*

*a flame appears in my hand*
Madnez: time to get serious...

Gardell: *He throws some dynamite at them after lighting it up*

Madnez: HEEEEEEEY THAT'S CHEATING!!!!!!!!!!! *kicks it back at him*

Gardell: …f**k- *it explodes*

(UR CHEADDING!!!1!!!1!)

(erm actually thats me in fnf not a cartoon)
*we dont notice you yet*

(I said my character was looking at them and the poster like a cartoon character)
*Gardell follows them, but makes sure it isn’t too obvious*

(OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH my bad lol)

Madnez: soo where to now?
Nora: maybe the park?
Madnez: sure...

(It’s good man)
Gardell: the park…

Madnez: *looks behind me for some unknown reason* uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh who are you?

Gardell: *Suddenly changes voices. A bit higher pitched* Oh… nobody! *He was hiding the poster behind his back*

Madnez: bro... really..? *realization* uuuuuuh.... *starts running with Nora*

Gardell: *pulls out us pistol and starts shooting it*

*I dodge*
Madnez: THAT'S THE SECOND TIME TODAY!!!

Gardell: *He was quite fast and catching up to them. There were things on the ground you could throw at him to slow him down!*