RUH ROH (details of why I am wanted in the comments)

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one day I lost a rap battle with a famous person[can be a oc of your choice]. so as a result I beat the living hell out of him/her. ever since that day I have been on the run with my gf Nora.

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No ERP
No romance(im already taken[yeah no shit])
joke is allowed
and for the love of God, No interrupting others roleplay
enjoy

Goji: (armored forme) time to hunt a bounty *he twirls his knife*

Madnex/Me: *walking normally until i saw you* wait what is this..?

Goji: (amoured forme) wait-madnex?!

(OH NO it's Madnez it's pretty much my username lol)
Madnez: uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh hi?

Goji: (af) LOOK AT THIS *shows*

Mandez: *looks* yeah I know.....

Galene: *looks at them back at the poster*

Madnez: *doesn't notice you talking to my gf*

Galene: ...... *continues to look back and forth then shurgs*

Madnez: *still doesn't notice*

Galene: *leans against a pole to watch them*

Madnez: *looks around and sees you* uuuh...

Galene: I don't care about the poster.... *looks at the poster*

Madnez: why are you watching us...?

Galene: *shrugs*

Madnez: Oh well.

Galene: *tears the poster of them down then burns it in her hand*

Madnez: you dont care... well your not the only one *i point to Nora*

Galene: *turns to them* I don't really like the government anyway....

Madnez: same (also in IRL)

Galene: So.... Who did you murder? (me too irl)

Madnez: long story...

Galene: Oh k......

Madnez: but one his friends took my ex... she pretty much left me.

Galene: Oh......

Madnez: yep I was originally gonna turn myself in... until she came and well hid me I guess.
Nora: yeah.. you looked horrible that day...

Galene: Don't worry. I have had myself in this same situation before. *smiles*

Madnez: ...
Nora: oh...

Galene: It was worth it though....

Madnez: it didn't get me anywhere... just being a bounty

Galene: Eh... Mine was murdering a bunch of hunters..... And some cops.

Madnez: jeez... what'd they do?

Galene: The hunters tried to kill my pets and the cops killed my parents.

Madnez: sounds reasonable..

Galene: Yeah...

Madnez: I'd do the same..

Galene: Someone who understands.....

Madnez: yeah.. I got four cats (in IRL)

Galene: 50 (also IRL)

(<IRL live reaction)
Madnez and Nora: 50!?!?!?!??!?!??!

Galene: Yep 50 cats! (yes fifty cats)

Madnez: that's crazy!

Galene: Yep, and like 20-25 wolves. *not irl*

(yuh huh)
Madnez: hmm sounds like someone I know...(one of my other ocs)

Galene: Oh...

Madnez: anyways... it's nice to not have someone try and capture us..

Galene: Yep!

(hello?)

Madnez: ...

Galene: .....