Who Would Win?

actual woman

Neither

eclipse

Real

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Eclipse 😍

Real

i dont get the joke so uhhhh imma just say eclipse a man

yuh
eclipse is a man

Both

Actual real

I’m always real

Well it'd be gay to smash a woman so

A nail because that's how you apply nails to things, you smash them with hammers.

W normalcore

Thanks bro

Depends on who that actual woman is
If it's an elderly woman no