Burnt my food but I still ate it
Cleaned my carpet with Clorox wipes
Sold my entire paycheck for 2 cents
Just harassed a dude for liking gingerale
Just made a song and its hot ass
Drank a bottle of orange pulp
Got a tall twin call that shit 9/11
Squeaky cabinets cuz im f**kin broke
Dried my hands with sandpaper cuz why tf not
Eatin bread like im a ny pigeon
Dancin on subway poles but received no money
I tell strangers to jump inside air vents
Just exploded a clam call that shit pearl harbor
Toaster in the bathtub but it f**kin broke
I capture amazon employees and make em do my laundry
Deleted yt kids during the month of november