RP with female saike because I'm bored

H: *His voice sounds broken* HELLO AGAIN SAIKE
YOU LOOK DIFFERENT TODAY HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
LET ME GUESS....

What

Blue: Why do you torture Saike like this?
I don't think it is boredom

I’m just bored

Blue: -_-
Fine. *Blue takes out his purse and looks through it for candy*

Saike: -_-

H: *His voice sounds broken* UMMMMMMMMM YOUR HAIR IS A DIFFERENT COLOR?
NOOOOOOO UMMMMMM IT IS UHHHHHH
WAIT I KNOW NOW
YOU ARE A GIRL NOW HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Saike: shut up

H: ....fine

Saike: -_-

H: *He hugs Saike to the best he can*
Blue: *Arriving* Saike what happened this time?

Saike: anon was bored

Blue: I wish to have a word with him
H: *His voice is broken* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Saike: -_-

Blue: *He looks up at you, Anon.*HEY ANON!
I WISH TO HAVE A WORD WITH YOU!

Zen: what's up?

Saike: Hi

-_-

Zen: what's got ya down?

Saike: I'm a girl -_-

Sanguis: Uhh… you’re a girl now?

Saike: -_-

(literally my first OC that DIDN'T take me under 10 minutes)
Godzorah: heya

Matt: smash next que- i mean saike what happened?

Saike: Nah she just [non consents] people like the normal Venus, but she'll be my punching bag basically

Matt: Oh okay. Cool. I'm going to go insane in a rubber room. see ya

Saike: Filled with rats?

Matt: hopefully not

Saike: Alright

Saike: N O

DUDE WTF

Matt: no I meant smash bros.

*Holds up Ds*

Saike: -_-

Matt: anyways what happened?

Saike: anon got bored

Matt: huh. When huh_neat gets bored he usually puts me in life or death situations and makes me have trauma. I think you got lucky

Saike: oh

Saike: Anyways, I need to do something rq

*rips venus out of this canon into an au*

Matt: Yeah thats probably for the best. I'm not even going to question how you did that

Saike: Now I'm going to make her feel the most pain she has ever felt in the world

Matt: What did she even do in this au?