anyone wanna have a virtual arm wrestle?

FITE MEH

Commere

BET! *THROWS A BRICK AT YOU*

*breaks it with my mind*

*throws another brick*

*eats it*
ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!?

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm *kicks you in da balls*

Since I've worked out, I've learned to deal with pain and transform it to power
*Slaps you with my 🥜*

OHHHHHH HELLLL NOOOO! THATSSSS GAY

Nuh uh

You know what, no more balls for you! *grabs a butchers cleaver*

*does Jackie chan moves and gets the cleaver out of your hands*

HEY GIMME MEH CLEAVER BACK

*eats cleaver*
Come and get it

*grabs a chainsaw* oki

Damn-

Real

…i-i’m good, please don’t hurt me good sir

I won't, I wouldn't hurt anyone with these

Nah I’d win

Proof bro

Gimme 10 hours
Gotta educate first

Nice 👍

k

Not RN
I'm still trying to get to that shape

Same

Now you see, I don't pick fights I can't win, therefore, n o