Because msmg thing pls approve

F**k it didn't work, I only got a text that my uncle is coming over

That means it worked

70! 70 people can’t afford a rope!

Go***amn upvote beggar kys

It was for an msmg thing stfu

not that i agree but i see a missed oportunity

Well it didn’t worth j job bvb v

repost but approved.

Didn't do anything.

Why do I see a giant mushroom outside?

Is Mario nearby?

You’ll see

Oh shit, it's a nucle-

I SPOT A REPOST

I spot a person who can’t read the title

i read the title and I think it is bull

Aw it didn’t work
Wait what’s that in my closet-

WAIT WHY IS THERE A JUGGERNAUT OUTSIDE MY HOUSE

I'd upvote but it is currently at 69

hmmm it seems that it didn't wo...............

Not the one where you perish

The other

why am i still here :<

These replies are slowly turning into twitter

how

I don’t have one

There are zombies on your lawn

OH NO!!!!!! *throws watermelons. cabbage. corn. and butter at him*

you fool I have 999999999999999999999999999999999999 sunflowers

The knives in your kitchen wondering why you’re throwing veggies at the zombies instead of stabbing them:

NI**ER

BRO SAID NINJA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ni**er

Bro it didnt work. Oh wait.... YO FREE CANDY-

All I got was a text from my uncle saying he's coming over. I'm getting ready to shower.

It worked!

I just dropped the soap...

WHAT DO I DO?!

You upvoted

You wanted to die

So I have no choice but to... pick it... up...?