“Venus? Who the hell is that and why are y’all scared of her, she cant hurt me, i’m Ultradude!!”

X: hah! You really are dumb aren't you

Ultradude: I’m not dumb, just ‘too cool for society’.

X: *leans on his head* whatever you think dude

UO: Sorry. Who the f**k is she? I hear about her. But I've never seen her.

Atlas: i was just asking who she was....

(it would be funny if they were shipped because their personalities are so different where Atlas is very sad and quiet all the time and ultra dude it just like "F**K YEA I'M F**KING ULTRADUDE B*TCH"

y'know?)

ultradude’s too awesome to feel the touch of a woman

Atlas is too depressed to get a boyfriend

Idk I thought it would be funny

enough shipping with my ocs
haven’t you had enough of metaphorically fondling my balls

WHAT

WHAT IS THAT METAPHOR

but I just thought it would be funny

i don’t want to ship all of my ocs with yours

Yea I was thinking about unshipping galem and sanguis btw

i’ve grown to like it

Oh ok

Then ig not

Whar

F Ivan: She WILL most likely [non consent] you.

Ultradude: How would you know?

F Ivan: So many people have been [non consented] by her that it is common news

Ultradude: I don’t watch the news, ever since it started painting me in a bad light

F Ivan: Okay

Ultradude: Public menace this, wanted criminal that, #1 threat this, $1,000,000 bounty that.

F Ivan: ....I am suprised PieKiller has not gone after you.

Ultradude: …why? I’m not a pie

F Ivan: PieKiller is a bounty hunter

Ultradude: What the hell even is the difference between a bounty hunter and an assassin? They both get paid to kill people, do they just say “bounty hunter” cuz it sounds cooler?

F Ivan: .....Good point