pov: your oc has to attempt to befriend a very pissed off ultradude

Raft: "Do u like fire"

Ultradude: That’s what i’m going to do in your face with a 12 guage shotgun if you don’t shut up

Raft: "Chill dude, it was just a question-"

Ultradude: i’m so not in the mood

Raft: "Ok."

Ultradude: …

Raft: "Anyways, who are you?"

Ultradude: y-you don’t know?

Raft: "I wasn’t allowed to go outside for years."

(GeE i WonDeR wHy)

Ultradude: …i’m Ultradude. Happy?

Raft: "Yeah."

Ultradude: okay, please leave me alone, i’m not happy rn

Raft: "Ok."

X: bereind?

i fixed the title

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Ultradude: the f**k you want?

X: I haven't the slightest idea

Ultradude: Cuz you’re dumb?

X: no I am much smarter than you think

Ultradude: really though?

X: yes indeed, you're the one who's "dumb"

Ultradude: shut the f**k up, i’m not happy right now

X: I am *evil smirk*

Ultradude: go away

X: HAH no

Ultradude: *grumble*

X: *summons a chaos staff and smacks his head*

Ultradude: Did God send you to piss me off?

X: there is no god but me

Ultradude: i’m out

X: as I said before, no! You seem like a fun dude

Saike: yooo what up dude

Ultradude: Oh, first you’re standing in an alleyway like the f**king edge lord you are whining about how you killed someone, then you just come up to me like this?

(that was an au)

Ultradude: I have no respect for what’s canon and what’s not.

Saike: that was insane me

Ultradude: well he can go f**k himself, if the 10/10 supermodel goddess wife he probably murdered can’t do it for him

Saike: ...ok

PieKiller: Hello, I am Taurant but call me PieKiller.
(Yes I just revealed PieKiller's true name)

Ultradude: You kill pies?

PieKiller: No
My name comes from an ancient language

Ultradude: Okay…

PieKiller: Nice to meet you. Want to fight?