There's shades of gray in these headlines

"Delta Squad is in your house, bitch! You hear that shit?! You grubby-ass bitches are goin' down! Like way down-dead down... so down you ain't even gonna know which way is up! Your asses are gonna be cryin' to your stank-ass queen "Oh mommy, don't let the bad men hurt us!" F**k you! We gonna whup yo momma's ass! Woo-!"

Police officer unloads weapon on own cruiser when acorn falls on it.
Police officers start dance team on personal time to help relieve stress from unimaginable job of serving and protecting while simps bitch about cops having free time.