Lando Close Up

unluckly for you....

Jack:”and who always kicked your ass when we fought? Me, so I win”

Jon: hmm ok come on fight me

Jon: and i've become a bit more how do i put this? me since you've last battled

*i laugh* “well let’s try it then!”

Jon: go then if your so smart

*I take a bored swing at you and it connects with your shoulder completely shattering it*

Jon: *yawns* that's really all you got? *it regenerates immediately*

Jon: ha boring

Jack:”try me if you’re stronger now!”

Jon:i warned you, only useing 10 cuz your still a child

*shoots your dick off*

*the bullet explodez* Jon: you don't know my power mortal

Jack:”and you don’t know mine…”

Jon: ok who is older here? and who is more wise?

Jack:”I am…”

Jon: age proof

Jack:”I have been here since before this planet was created the first time…”

Jon: like in years?

Jack:”I was here for 27 years before the earth even started to take shape…”

Jon: and who maed the earth? god did and who made god? me so i winz

Jon: lets play a game it's called try not to die

*your body is now surounded with a lavender light any you can't do anything but think, none of you powers are working at all, your as useless as diet water*

((um hello?))

Jon: hehe he gave up *rips the body so it looks like shreded chicken and then yeets it in a volcano*

Jack:”bet…”

*reconstructs your balls*

I don't have any

You do tho…

No, I am female

What are the things on your chests?

*sighs*

Yeah

No

*steals them*

?!

*rips sporko in half and eats his dead corspe* Jon: *gives them back hen leaves to go find the 10000000+ sporko duplicates and yeet them into a volcano*

?!

*comes back* you can never stop me!

hey I need those

Nuh uh

THE ENTIRETY OF THIS CONVO IS NOW MEETING.....