pov: your oc finds this dumbass in a bar

Blook: "Stop drunk

Ultradude: nuh uhh

Blook:

*Ultimum is in the bar and somehow still has his abilities*

Ultimum: incompetent freaks, you must know better for your lord

(I felt like using Ultimum again)

Ultradude: Says you, you look like you have a piece of candy corn stuck to your head

*Ultimum looks at Ultradude*
Ultimum: Do you have no manners for your lord, your cape makes you weak

Ultradude: you ain’t God

Ultimum: You’re right, I’m an Ancient God, much superior than you

Ultradude: So you have a superiority complex.

F Ivan: Hello

Ultradude: That Collector dude? I could sooooo beat him in a fight haha

F Ivan: No.
No you won't

Ultradude: uhh hi

F Ivan: What are you doing here?

Ultradude: I’m a deadbeat who lives off of alcohol and gas station food, you?

F Ivan: Just a guy

Ultradude: pfft so am i but you don’t see me use that to describe myself

F Ivan: Okay.
I am a Sweethuman with an average IQ of 500, I am 8'2 feet tall...I am an inventory, scientist/doctor, a baker, a county hunter, a father of two and the husband of Eva Ombra

Ultradude: oh

F Ivan: Yeah there is not a lot about me...

Ultradude: you’re tall

F Ivan: *Stands up* I am even taller than the Collector himself.

*Inventor
Not inventory

Galem: hi

Ultradude: Hey

Galem: who are you

Ultradude: I’m f**king Ultradude, biitch
(he is visibly drunk)

Galem: Alright

Ultradude: Who are you

Galem: I’m Galem

Ultradude: Cool. Y-you’re a robot?

Galem: yea

Ultradude: Okay

Galem: you’re a human?

Ultradude: *hic* Yeah

Galem: cool

Ultradude: Uh-huh

Galem: Alright