“Hey, bitches! It’s me, everyone’s favorite superhero- Ultradude! I’m like, totally being chased by those weird-ass police officers, for like, being a public menace or whatever, but they can’t catch me! I’m faster than a speeding bullet, probably stronger than a locomotive, i have no idea what that is, and can climb tall buildings in, like, a few hours!”
“OPEN UP IN THERE! THIS IS THE POLICE, WE HAVE YOU SURROUNDED!”
“You and what army?!”
“THE POLICE!”
“Nuh-uh!
…anyways, I gotta go. C’ya!”