I was at a church camp this one summer. I use “camp” lightly as we weren’t really camping but I digress. We were in our dorms, the male dorms of course, and some of the idiots started towel whipping. If you don’t know what towel whipping is god bless your soul. I was not engaging but eventually our youth pastor got involved, and this dude was insane. The noise his towel made sounded like it cut the air and anything he hit had a red mark for days. Well, I was unlucky and got caught in some cross-fire, and my genitals paid for it. So now I may never reproduce, but at least it’s a funny story.
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