Please read allat

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, PKMN and Jay are two different people. Jay is the real person behind the screen. PKMN is, for lack of a better word, a character. I’ve always been an actor. I am in love with the idea of being a different person. Because of this, when I made this account, I knew it was going to be not me. I want to clear some things up and get things off my chest. For the sake of simplicity and clarity, I will be speaking in the third person, using Jay when I’m referring to me IRL and PKMN when I’m referring to the online persona.

-Jay and PKMN are not the same age. As you all know by now, PKMN is 20. I will admit I have lied about my age, though I won’t admit in what way nor how drastically. It’s all a part of the character.
-Jay was never suicidal. I originally made the first suicide post as a test, see who cared about me, and then just made it part of the character.
-Jay’s life is not nearly as bad as PKMN makes it out to be. There are some aspects of my life are rather shitty, but it’s not nearly as bad as I imply. I originally wrote that into the character of PKMN for sympathy, something I regret, and can’t go back on now without admitting that it’s all an act.
-This one will be hard to admit. Jay is not actually bilingual. Again, one thing I wrote into PKMN’s character for the sake of making him cooler and more interesting is being Spanish, and therefore speaking Spanish. Jay has to use a translator. Though I am taking lessons for both Spanish and Japanese if that’s worth anything.
-Jay is not in college to be a criminal justice major like PKMN. I’ve said before that PKMN’s dream job is comedian but is taking steps to be a cop because it’s not easy to make a living out of comedy. While making people laugh is a real motivation for Jay, I’d rather be a musician and am taking steps to be so. My fallback plan if being a musician or composer doesn’t pan out is music teacher, and I’m majoring in music theory.
-Lastly, while Jay does in fact have cancer irl, it’s not as bad as I’ve lead it to be. In truth, I’m actually likely to survive, but I said that I will probably die in case I ever want to leave imgflip. It will be my discreet way of leaving and one last swing for the Monke fan.

I hope none of yall think of me differently because of this. End of the day, I just want to be a different person online then irl and have fun doing it. I will continue to be in character on imgflip, and I ask yall play along. Thanks for reading.

what the f**k

Yeah that was the response I sort of expected

I read allat but didn't understand any single shit

Tl;dr PKMN is a character and not real

if you isn't the real, do you are the how talk me to?

The person behind the screen is Jay, the actual account is PKMN. Jay is like an actor and PKMN is the character he portrays.

like how Bryan Cranston portrays Walter White but isn't actually Walter White?

Precisely.

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Also if you have any questions I’ll answer honestly. This image and this image only is where I’ll break character

Pkmn jay:storyteller

That is kinda what I was going for tbh