Stepping in for the dutch people here, just in case.
If shed ever tread upon our land, it would sink in the sea again, and we dont prefer that, thanks.
Perhaps the brits want her?
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On behalf of the Brit’s, we are not able to take the dear chap.
It would make hoovering impossible for the ground would shake all the time, and she would drink all of our tea.
Perhaps the French would be willing?
As a French person, We would like to decline as well.
She would eat all of our croissants, drink all of our wine, and we have enough cows here already.
Perhaps the Native Americans are interested?
As a Member of the Native Amecans/Mestizos We would kindly deny.
Her tumbling over in our villages and towns would cause a whole Avalanche! Destroying all our maize and breaking the fences of our pastures.
Perhaps the Indians would take her up?
As a member of the Indian community, we decline the offer. In our culture, cows are considered sacred and we find it disrespectful of her to mock them. Her imitation of cows is incredibly offensive. Perhaps the Italians would take interest?
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On behalf-a of the Italians, we would like to generously decline. Her largeness would make the ground shake, and that would mess up the fine balance of Nutella cream in the shops here and the spaghetti would be all jumbled. We urge the Russians to take interest
Blyat Tvarich, On behalf of the Russians,
We’d rather loose Moscow than accept another whale! Her jumping over glorious Russian land would worsen our supply problems in Ukraine.
Thus we strongly advise the Americans to take this pig away. Da
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On behalf of all Americans, we didn't know that it was possible for someone to be fatter than us. We don't want her here bc if she were to stand up, it would block out the sun and kill us all. If she were to step, it would send out an earthquake and we dont need anymore of those. We shall send this not so little boy over to the Japanese.
On behalf of Japan, we refuse to take her as she would cause all the nuclear reactors to fall and explode. She would also cause earthquakes and tsunamis that would be severe even for Japan. We kindly request the Chinese to adopt her.
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Speaking for the Chinese, we cannot take her, as she will require us to change our flag to a cow, and that would take up our Saturdays at school, so we cannot. Possibly the Brazilians. They are our last hope. Take one for the team, brazil
On behalf of the Brazilians, we cannot take her. We cannot play football if this fatass is causing earthquakes around our stadiums. The Canadians seem somewhat interested.
I think that the Antarcticans will have to take one for the team, but then again, Penguins would not want that thing either. With her, the ice would be sinking in the ocean even faster 💀
Oh behalf of Malaysia, we have took serious consideration and unfortunately. We must decline the offer as we already have troubles with floods and would not like to deal with a high level magnitude earthquake.
Sincerely
-Representative of Malaysia, Cyber_Moon87
Over some not-so-serious consideration, we, India, have decided not to take you in on account of the logistic stress you would place on our country by eating one hundred thousand times the average person's diet.
