do (not) sexually assault the cat (fish)

"Hey guys, did you know that Vaporeon is"

did you know that in terms of female pokemon and male human bree-

*touches*

yo mista white, the pizza man is here

Jessey we didn’t order a pizza

yo mista white, the pizza man is here

Who is it?

joe mama

*bends Joe over your mama*

NO-

*beats them both*

I will the eclipse

F**k

please dont hurt me im sorry

>:|

Oki!

You see batman i caught i caught a little pokemon you wanna see what pokemon i caught

JOKER! NO!

*clap*clap*clap

JOKER-RKHNDSKFHFDN
NOT WITHOUT MEEEE

B-Batman what!?

B-batman A-Anyways *continues to clap pokemon

*walks in with a minigun* y’all need to be wiped out of existence…

*cums in your eyes**steals minigun* HAHA

Oh hell no *takes syanide pill*