What Have i Done Optimus Prime

Real

i see you everywhere

And you will continue to see meeverywher

True bro

Fr

*throws peanutbutter at you*

*sees that the jar is empty*
Want some more?

Yes please!

*gives you can of JIF extra creamy and a spoon*

Thank you! *nom nom*

what da hail

*cri*

Alright my work here is done skeeble torture him

*cri*

*rubs Sporko in peanut butter*
*Brings in cute girl*

*cri not noticing gorl*

This is Sarah, Sarah say hi
Sarah: Hello

Oh no. *runs past it*

NO! *I grab you and kick them in da balls*

Ah!

Quick we have to run!

*runs out of the room*

*runs with you* hey take my jacket! Your shirt is torn a little!

Thanks

*smiles* it looks like they are chasing us!

Oh shit

NO! NO STARE AT HER! SHE MINES! *angy*

I I’m just gunna g-go

That’s smart

*they grab me* AYE AYE WAIT

Is peanut butter

Has anyone seen my stash of peanut butter

*gets hard* that’s kinky~

*tapes the iron to his balls* not anymore

*hides*

HEY WAIT A MINUTE

*hides under the bed*

Hey get out from under there *trying to find you*

Here he is
*Holds him up*

NOOOO! *SCREAMS*

*drags you out*
Are you seriously hiding from a girl?

SHE GONNA CLAP ME! LEMME GO!

Nuh uh

*grabs the iron*

NOOOOOOOOO! *POKES YOUR BOOBA* STOP!

You’ve got some nerve *irons your balls*

*looks behind him, his vision is mostly obscured by your massive melons* oh shit! *runs faster*

*chasing you and floor shakes with every step they take*

*runs faster* we got to get to my motorcycle! It’s over there!

*teleports onto your motor cycle*

Can you run any faster?!

NO IM A WOMAN!

(LMAO WTF) *sighs* quickly get on my back. *crouches some*

(Hops on)

MY MELLONS ARE TOO BIG

(Ik~)

*stands up and runs at a quick pace*

Whoa

Hold on!

They can teleport!

NOOOOOOOO! I JEED THOSE!

Not anymore

*cri*

Skeebles tape him to the bed

*super glues Sporko to bedframe*

*kicks your balls from the inside*

*dick completely retracts*

All the guys in unison: ooh, he's a girl now?

*no pussy or tits, shrinks into very small*

Lmao

Nah this is crazy

Fr tho

Smallest guy: Just my size "he puts you up his guts*

*shrinks more to where I’m microscopic*

Same guy: *vomits you out and makes a human centipede until everyone has had a turn with you in their mouths*

They why y’all do it?

Idk

We're bored

Oh okkk

why da hail are thair 5 bug black dude in my room

HELP ME!

That's what he ordered
(Imma be offline for a few hours)

I DIDNT! HELPPPPP

what the f**k happened

THEY EATING MEEEEE!

NAH BRO IM A WOMEN I AINT DOING JACK SHI

*dies*

*they look at me* oh shittt

*stops cri* huh?

Sarah: I said hello *bouncing up and down*

Oh! Hello! *sees her*

*door busts open to revel a guy that slightly resembles EDP*
Guy: Best if you stop talking to my sister. Come kiss me on my hot mouth, I'm feeling r o m a n t I c a l

NO! *I come off the bed completely cleaned and grabs his sister*

*Sarah's mask falls off*
Sarah: *In deep voice* keep your hands on me
*Two other big black guys come in through the windows*

*lets go* WAHT DA FOK! *I go under the bed and grab a ak47 customized extended magazine*

*a black guy smacks it out of your hand and ties you back in the bed*
A different guy: he's so soft, let's make him hard again

*stays soft*

why are there 5 big black guys in my room

Biggest guy: not budging huh? *He gets in top of you* how's this?

*walks back in* what the hail

*tiny scream* HELP ME!

How tf you guys do this shit

five star film

I see you everywhere