( mod note: real)

Saw this, laughed audibly in class. People now fear what kind of humor I've got.

So you were like this?

Ye

With a hammer, duh

I’ll smash you fr ho

*bends you over*

HELP NOT THIS AGAIN

*touches you*

Wait WHAT

*touches your back* you got a broken bone m8

Huh, o…kay?

You need to get that checked out m8

I guess so

Oki. Let’s get you to a doctor*

*takes you to a hospital*

Ok now what

*touches you*

MOTHERF- STOP I DIDNT MEANT THAT

*touches you sexually *

HELL NOOOO

*touches you again*

buddy

I meant with a jackhammer so I can jack off and abuse him at the same time

NOOOOOOO

*dies*

this sent me into a spiraling laughing fit in 5th period
genuinely the funniest shit ive seen on this site ever

bro this is so funny lol I know all of the lyrics to radioactive lmao

That shouldn't be that funny