Saike: 3. times.

Blue: Hol up there bud. Tell me. What. Happened.

Saike: A guy name scourge [non consented] me

Blue: How

Saike: I was sleepy and couldn't move

Blue: Just do not kill yourself.

Saike: ...

Blue: .......

Saike: ......... I need to kill him

Blue: Okay

Saike: do you know where he is?

Blue: No

Saike: AAh- where tf did you come from

Scourge: Nowhere

Saike: Also, no

Scourge: Okay.

Saike: Leave, you're a disgusting person

Scourge: *Leaves*

Me: *Shoot myself in the head*

Saike: W H Y do you kill your self

Me: Idk

Saike: h o w

^^
Scourge

Saike: ... hey anon

What up

Saike: Can this be non canon?

Idk

You know....
You could just kill the kid

Saike: i dont kill children

It is just a fetus though

Saike: Idc

So what are you going to do with this kid

Saike: Give them to someone, and I hate you

Scourge: Can I have the child?

Saike: Where is he?

Gore the Godkiller is nowhere to be find

Saike: Thats good

Except inside you

Saike: waitwhat

One sperm has reached it

Saike: what are you talking about

Well since you are currently female.....

Saike: ...

You have a child growing in you now ^^

Saike: Wait wdym he can though

*eyes go a teal*

hahahahahahahahaha
NOW MAY GORE THE GODKILLER WALK DOWN FROM THE HEAVENS

Saike: ?

Nothing

Saike: Oh, I thought you were gonna summon scourge to... well.. y'know

Oh
No I was summoning Gore the Godkiller

Saike: to kill me or do that to me

Both or neither

Saike: Wdym both?

>:)

Saike: nah the dumbass shadow guy

Okay good

Saike: *to himself* f**kin stupid

Saike: OH RIGHT YOU CAN'T

CHIHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAH STUPID

Lol

Saike: I CAN INSULT YOU AND YOU CAN'T DO ANYTHING YOU F**KING STUPID B*TCH

CHIHEHEHEHEHEHEH

He can though

Saike: I'M TALKING TO YOU DUMBASS

I know

Saike: No, asshole, 3 is my lucky number

*runs a him and slashes at him*

*It phases through Scourge who disappears*

Saike: Damn it

Want him back?

Saike: Yea, I want him to stop being a p*ssy and actually fight me

Sorry
He is not coming back unless he is allowed to [unconsent] you

Saike: Hes an asshole then

because that is shitty, but guess what? I won't let him, so I'll never see him again

>:)

Saike: stupid

You called me stupid??!?!?!?!??!!

Saike: You

*points at you*

Wait me

Saike: Yea, where is he, I want to fight him

Idk

Saike: Dude hes your oc

Idk where he is
Also he is going to do it to you again

Saike: No, this time I'm prepared, just summon him here

*Scourge appears and suddenly Saike gets really tired*

Saike: Idc, I've had to stay up for a while before

*unsheathes kuroba*

Scourge: bed....now