go wild i dont care

a fluid secreted by female dolphins can make a monkey cum so many times it dies
slaves were cheaper than $7
a guys ass can fit 2 racoons
ur first orifice is ur anus, which means u started off an asshole
a species of slug has 2 p**ises on its head, making it a literal dickhead
an elephant has a prehensile cock, which means it can pick stuff up with its p**is
most sea monster sightings were actually a whales boner sticking out of the water, making it a cock-ness
most sloths die while taking a shit
koalas are alien. they have 2 thumbs per hand, 3 va**nas, eat their mothers shit, and eat foods with no nutritional value
a clitoris' frequency is 36 Hz
u have erectile tissue in ur nose, which means u have a boner in ur head
the slime on a sharks skin is the same stuff secreted by a girls pussy
a bedbug breaks their dick off even though their mate has reproductive organs
a clown fish can change gender if their mate dies and then mates with their children, making finding nemo a incest porn film
if u have a body u """""aqquired""""", cut its fingers and hair off, burn it then bury the body vertically as they're expected a body buried horizontal
if u forget to remove the teeth before cremation, they will pop like popcorn
a pig eats evrything but the teeth when they eat a human
human meat tastes like pork
if those facts dont make u go "why the f**k do you know that" then i dunno what will

i already have like... 20

:everyone rn

heres your reward for the weirdest ones

your dads dick is also weird. hard to zucc

mine is easy to suck
my cock slid into 20 asses today on accident

wat is your location

*my cock accidentally slides into ur ass*

*moans loudly and kisses u on ur hot lucsious lips*

woah there
it accidentally slid into ur ass
you've struck by
a smooth big cock

youve been struck by my hot luscious lips

its not worth it i licked my brother balls when he was 8 years old 2022

i wish my balls were getting licked

*pats on back*
if only if only

Adjusted for inflation, the $7 that a slave costed would be worth about $280 in today's money.

And we got people saying we should make them free.

Your not ok 💀
How tf do you even know all this

a little thing called reddit

A man once died from being f**ked by a horse too hard ( if you want the full story search up Mr hands )

i wish that was me

Why do i see photos of myself???

Your asshole can expand up to 7 inches wide. That means a racoon can fit in there,

actually 2 racoons

my fault

you wanna shove something up my ass~

Yes

Says the one who just f***ed me while I was forcefully stuck in a washing machine

Bro....

I'm a minor...

same

Go f**k yourself, literally.

gladly

Hey welcome to the cursed comments stream

What I think you ment is

Yeah I know

Back in the oild days in india, if a boy had a good voice they would chop there balls off

i am horny now let f**k your ass

NWOOO

y not

Cuz I’m not gay

that makes sense

The US had and operation in Vietnam called “operation wandering soul” and what they did was play sounds of screams of dead Vietcong or eerie sounds of people just randomly in the forest and this was made to scare the Vietcong because the people of Vietnam believed that anybody who died should be buried a specific way (It is the Vietnamese belief that the dead must be buried in their homeland, or their soul will wander aimlessly in pain and suffering. Vietnamese feel that if a person is improperly buried, then their soul wanders constantly. They can sometimes be contacted on the anniversary of their death and near where they died. Vietnamese honor these dead souls on a holiday when they return to the site where they died. The U.S. used this to their advantage and tried to trick the Vietcong into leaving by playing the audio recording of their dead friends wandering around. Article from Wikipedia) and the operation was deemed successful because it either scared the Vietcong out of the camp or if they didn’t think it was real then when they started firing at the Americans this revealing their position so either way it worked both ways.

I got pre-cum on sentence 2 and started busting on sentence 3

same

Lol

Your p**is is actually twice as long as you think it is. The muscles that move it extend surprisingly far into your body, and about half the length is inside. This means two things, first it means you can tell the ladies you’re 8” without lying, and also it means you perpetually have dick inside of you.

heheh, *At a party* Hey Ladies, want a footlong?