‼️ OKAY I KNOW I SAID WARNING IN THE TITLE BUT ANOTHER WARNING HERE THIS STORY DOES HAVE SUGGESTIVE MUSHY THINGS OKAY DON’T EXECUTE ME ‼️
In the year of our lord 2020, when I was 16, I was obviously sitting at home, in quarantine because yes, when I get a text from someone who was at the time my girlfriend, asking if I wanted to hang out. I said we can’t because reasons, e.i. quarantine, but she was insistent. Because my folks are both public service workers, police and medical professionals, I was home alone and would be for another 4 hours. She was also home alone. I thought, what the heck. What’s the worst thing that could happen?
I was not a smart person.
I went over to her house and we just kinda vibed for a little, watching a show and sitting on the couch. After a while, our topic of conversation turned to intimacy. A bit of context, we were both age of consent for my state so this isn’t breaking any laws. The only thing it broke, however, was my personal beliefs as a Christian. It also went against the fact that I am asexual but I was stupid at the time and didn’t know what asexuality was. So back to the story, I was trying to divert the topic but it kept coming back to intimacy. Eventually, while we were talking she must have gotten tired of waiting and pulled me in for a kiss. That, ladies and gentlemen, is how I lost my first kiss. Thankfully, I had to leave soon after else we be caught together when we shouldn’t have been. I’m fully convinced that if that event wasn’t during quarantine and we could have been together in one house I would have lost my virginity. Thankfully, nowadays I only date people who I know respect my belief and my desire not to be intimate.
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