i don’t want to be cremated when i die

I wanna die by swallowing a dynamite stick when I'm old and in a nursing home, and when I get part buried, part donated , etc. And part cremated, my hand which will get cremated will be filled with popcorn kernels at the funeral and as my hand gets cremated at the funeral you can have popcorn.

And before my brain stops working they put it in a robot

bro’s going out with a bang

And before my brain stops working they put it in a robot made of real life netherite that isn't destroyable by cactus