Lamia: "I am now a proud parent."

Matt: oh god-

Lamia: :>

Matt: Wait did they-

(I'm getting flashbacks to that time with Lamia and Venus)

(Nah, this is NOT Venus’s child)

Lamia: "Wdym-"

Matt: Nevermind

(Venus, you are NOT the mother *insert clapping as Venus runs off stage*)

(LMAO I was just thinking about that)

Lamia: "I need a babysitter."

Matt: I mean Violet always wanted to be a mother

Lamia: "So… you think that maybe she would wanna babysit?"

Matt: probably

Lamia: "Oh, that’s great!"

they added sex to COTL

Real

X: what. The. Bloody. Hell

Lamia: "Oh, hi X!"

X: *turns around* oh hi I didn't notice you

Lamia: "Ig I’m a parent now…"

X: oh cool

Lamia: :>

X: :|

Lamia Jr: *baby noises*

X: ._.

Lamia: "I think I found a new babysitter!"

(Ruh roh Raggy)

X: um, I could take the practice

Lamia: "Really?"

X: yeah, I could

Lamia: "Great, thanks! I don’t know if I could handle running a cult AND being a mom."

X: just call me whenever