rp with Professor Pasteur (You can fight him too if you want.)

X: *flies at him*

*X goes through Pasteur.*
Pasteur: Que? What was that?

X: someone told me to fight you

*Pasteur looks at… me?*
Pasteur: We’ll have a “talk” later.

*He then looks at X.*
Pasteur: You are a fool if you think that a specimen like you can defeat me!

X: specimen? Who the hell are you talking to

Pasteur: I think I’m talking to the President of America! Hah! You should think twice about challenging me!

X: *blasting him with flames*

*Pasteur backflips and dodges the fire.*

X: MA KO ZEN KI KAI

*Laughing gas suddenly comes out of Pasteur’s ankles and fills the area.*

X: ZA!!! *blasts a beam of pure fire at him*

*Since X was in a lab, he flies through the ceiling.*

Pasteur: Oh for gods sake, I just paid for that!

X: I KNOW

(End of rp. lol.)

Pasteur: Well… you are quite the extraordinaire… Your organs seem similar to that of a human. But your crystals… yes your crystals are quite something. I had to sample a chunk out of them for a few tests. And I must say… they’re bizarre. How in space did you get these powers?

X: *starting to get up* I told you not to do experiments on me

Pasteur: Told? Don’t make me laugh. You only flinched and clenched your fists. You said nothing.

X: *gets up* you still did this without my permission

Pasteur: That’s good… You should be expecting stitches on your chest and belly.

*they fall out*

X: you didn't take anything from me did you?

Pasteur: Chunks of your crystals. Surprising that they grow back though. I’ll be keeping them for further research and show.

X: come near me one more time and you're dead

Pasteur: Funny and ridiculous coming from the man who targeted me. This experiment is just a mere warning to you. I shall not do the same, next time we battle.

X: *flies off*

*Pasteur appears from behind, covering X’s face, attempting to put him under sleep.*

X: *caught by suprise he passes out*

*Two hours later. X wakes up in a dark, eerie science lab.*

X: aw, oh shit my kidneys better not be gone

Pasteur: Oh they were. But they’re back to their rightful places now.

X: WTF! GET ME OUT OF HERE

*Pasteur sprays X with his hand’s sleeping gas.*

Pasteur: Not yet… I want to check your other organs…

X: *passes out but 4 long crystal spikes fly out of his back*

Pasteur: Amazing… Crystals from a… super being…

*4 more hours pass.*

X: *wakes up* f**k im still here, he got past my bodies self defence?

*Pasteur gets trapped in a crystal.*

Pasteur: Impressive! I take back what I said about you. You’re more than what you look like. Perhaps there is more to learn and discover from you.

X: *flying directly at him*

Pasteur: Of course. To learn more from you, I will have to operate some experiments on you.

*Pasteur gets ready to dodge X’s attacks.*

X: *suddenly stops right as he says the word experiments*

Pasteur: Struck a nerve there, didn’t I?

X: *clenches his fist*

*Pasteur giggles evilly.*

X: *eye twitching*

*Pasteur suddenly disappears into smoke.*

X: *sensing for his energy*

*He is hit, but he endured the fire.*

Pasteur: Not bad, but I have grown to resist people of flames. Soon, you should be affected by my laughing gas, and will be laughing uncontrollably.

X: *breathes it all in*

Pasteur: Any time now…

X: *still breathing everything in*

Pasteur’s thoughts: Fascinating! This person is unlike my other victims. Instead of dying due to my excessive gas, this man is still breathing!

X: *breathes it all in*

Pasteur: …

X: *breathes smoke everywhere*

*Pasteur disappears into the smoke.*

X: *turn all the smoke into crystals*