I’ve been here a while so here’s a list of my most said phrases; The internets number one DK fan: this one is self explanatory.
Asexuals stay winning babyyyyyy: said whenever relevant. I am ace, moving on.
Not dead yet: more recent, refers to the fact that cancer hasn’t killed me yet.
Practice your lies before you talk to the police: said whenever someone says something that is downright stupid or false.
Nice argument but I have a spoon: if you don’t understand we can’t be friends.