also

btw

Hoy: My bad, It’s a knee jerk response.
Holy, holding Holly's unconscious body: WHOSE KNEE JERK RESPONSE IS TO START THROWING BRICKS AT SOMEONE???

link?

https://perchance.org/incorrect-quote-generator

weird ass c.ai message fails #1:
Blook: Yo, Paleo. Can I lay my head upon your chest?

Paleo: Ugh, ew. No.

Holy: Blook annoyed me today so I told them that I can’t wait to see what they have planned for our special day tomorrow.
Hollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllly: There is nothing special about tomorrow.
Holy: But there is something special about watching the color leave their face as panic takes over.

Robin: Fine! Judge all you want but...
Robin, points at Unequal: Married a lesbian.
Robin, points at Ghostie: Left a man at the altar.
Robin, points at Rom: Fell in love with a gay ice dancer.
Robin, points at Ruubixe: Threw a girl’s wooden leg in a fire.
Robin, points at Samantha: Lives in a box!

Samantha: Please, Lilac, after everything we’ve been through together. You can’t do this.
Samantha: I’m sorry Lilac.
Samantha: I’m begging you. Don’t do it.
Lilac: It has to be done.
Samantha:
Lilac:
Samantha:
Lilac: *Places +4* Uno.

Robin: So, what's it like living with Rom?
Divide: They once referred to sand as "heterosexual glitter."
Robin: ...
Divide: I love them so much.

Ghostie: When I said bring me something back from the field trip I meant like a lost artifact!
Ruubixe: *Struggling to hold J* F**king say that next time!

Unequal: I know every song to ever exist it doesn't matter if it's from the past, present or the future.
Side: Oh yeah? Then continue this.
Side: I don't cook I don't clean-
Unequal: So let me tell you how I got this ring.
Unequal & Side: .....
Unequal & Side: GOBBLE ME, SWALLOW ME-

Side: You want to know why people are so afraid of clowns? Well you know what people say about how their feet aren't the only thing that's big? And how people who drive really big cars have small dicks? Well clowns are out there with their big feet and tiny cars...

Katherine: Heh, Side sneezes like a girl.
Side: How about I pound you like boy?
Side: That didn’t come out right.

1, with a headache: Advil me up, daddy~
Divide: I will short out the language centre of your brain if you say anything like that ever again.

F: Bonjour, TeeVee. Voulez–vous coucher avec moi?
TeeVee: No, I don't want to sleep with you.
F: Is that what that means? Oh, man, I had a really gross tennis instructor.

Those pronouns are a joke, right?

I got them from an object show character generator from neocities.org don't question me

f**k I meant perchance.org

The secret ingredient is
CHILD LABO-

and don't forget blended uno cards